Seedhee Baat... Only Bakwaass.... ;)

Seedhee Baat... Only Bakwaass....

Once upon a time… nahh… Chuck it… let me not start this blog with the typical grandmother style story… So kids, youngsters and all oldies who are on their death bed with the last wish to read my latest write… damn do u think reading my blog will give you a direct ticket to heaven or something… I know it’s a torture to bear my writes… with my grammar falling all over the place… But I guess you got to blame my English teacher back in school for being oh so good looking… ;)

Well … “Rat Race” …(Seedhe Baat… Only Bakwaas…)… that’s the topic … that’s the agenda for this blog… Back off people… oh you victors who have already traveled half the globe and have already shaken hands with Obama… as this blog will sound like a total crap for you guys ;)

‘As life progresses, you need to get serious “THEY” say’… hmm… By “THEY” I do not mean some great serious writers whose book titles will itself put you off to sleep… By ‘THEY’ I mean people who are bearing me since my birth… people with whom I share my genes… people whom I blame for my good looks ;) (Stop laughing dude) … people with whom maybe my blood group also matches ;)… my family… ;)

When I look back today… I guess I have always taken life too seriously… what… does that help? Nahhhh…

1. Engineering… I know … officially nothing serious about it… ‘Engineer’… this word itself sounds like joke to me today… Was oh so serious in those 4 years… ‘Rashmi loves studies’ … benches of my class read… No no I am not kidding… Contact my friends for reality check … but can’t really blame them … Wish 3-Idiots was released on the auspicious day when I decided to be an Engineer… Damnn Rajumar Hirani I guess…Wish you had read ‘Five point someone’ a lil sooner ;) ... or maybe i can blame Chetan Bagat for writing this book soooo lateeee...

2. LnT Fiasco… Carrier … Tried taking that too… way too seriously… I had joined the gang called “Workaholics” … The types who are the only ones spotted 12 at midnight with laptop… The types who have taken a total of 5 (I am bad with numbers) not 5 but 4 holidays since July 2007…. Types for who Monday is no more a scary day… Types who send out office mails every weekend religiously... Types who do not care of month end salary day… who do not care how much salary is credited into their account… In short I loved working…

If they had a record for the number of promises broken with my loved ones, my picture would be in the Guiness Book . Front cover . Full color. Sacchi Mucchi…

PS - … Mind you, but i wasnt of types who would laugh at every stupid joke of their bosses in the conference room… I never found his joke funny… Even a funeral was funnier than his jokes…

So dekhaa dekhaaa…. Life ko serious leke kya ukhaaadd liya mainee.. Nothing… absolutely nothing… So now I live life one day at a time…

I am just 25 and have quite some years before I crash into hell (What… Heaven…for me.. hehe.. Please convince Mr.Lord… he just does not take me seriously)

But even when I look back today as an outsider into ‘My Life’… all I see is its filled with laughs, tears, disappointments, pain and joy… Mine is not “THE” story… it’s a simple one and will see its last one day soon…

What’s the fun in having a life which can be taken as a “Research Project” by the white people… and being flashed on BBC someday…and maybe in the "History Channel" which my great grandchildern can watch... I don’t want any complications… No intense heart breaking moments that would even give complex to Dedvas (Or Paro maybe) … No villain in my story who comes in the climax scene and I emerge out as the victor… nahh…. So cheesy …

What I want my story to be… Huh… Good Question…

I just want my story to be like back to back 10 seasons of F.R.I.E.N.D.S … a little light comedy… A little tears here and there …. Lots of laughs… Lots of hugs…. Lots of smiles… A sweet story with no villains around… Maybe the CEO of Microsoft won’t know me but my neighbor thinks that I am a-nice-girl… Just want to be content to have a home full of laughs, stumbling kids, satisfied parents and a husband who can tolerate me (Well am I tolerable… you got to be kidding ;))

What are you asking… Am I “Un-ambitious” … if a word like that exists … not sure… will have to contact Mr. Dictionary … I know this word has no meaning in today’s world… Some will think I am a coward who is scared to enter their Rat Race… Some may comment that I lack the passion and am devoid of what they call 'The Go-Getter' spirit… One who wasted an engineering seat… C’mon… has mercy on me now… Oh you Victors… ;)

Indeed I have dreams, I live a new dream each day… But I don’t wanna join the gang of this fast rat race… wats the fun in reaching the top of the mountain so soon jst to realize that this was not your destination… or reach the top first … then wat next… jump from the top… lol

So in short I just want to have a good time. Or as Jim Carrey would say ,

A "Gooooooooooooooooooooodd!!" Life.

PS – For all those participating in the rat race… thanks for stopping by… I know you have already contacted Osama to deal with me after reading this blog… but you see I am too busy to meet him right now and my laptop battery is also nearing death… So you guys...enjoy your ‘Hurry Om Hurry’ life. As for me I am too busy enjoying each moment of my simple life… And if you think why the hell you had to read this… go back to the title of this blog ;)

Cheers,
Rashmi